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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, they'll be a special exemption for "the world's town square" that lets him weasel out of it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Javier Milei vibes. Ask an Argentinian how that choice is working out for them so far.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It is pretty crazy to think that for literally thousands of years, every single ancestral pairing, going all the way back to the first lil mud skippers that flopped up on land, have decided to produce offspring, which is ultimately the only reason you're even alive today.

And when it's your turn to uphold the unbroken tradition dating back millennia, you're just like 'naaaaaaah, fuck that yo'????

Honestly that's fuckin awesome! The point of life is your own personal experience, and you should absolutely do everything you can to push it in the direction of your choosing, tradition be damned. ✌️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Currying favor by laundering bribes to a potential next President of the United States.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure he would still be running for president because imprisonment is not a disqualifyer for candidacy, and that would still be his only shot at a pardon for at least 4 more years.

Would his voting base even care? I have no idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Same for me, and as shitty as Comcast has been in other places, I've had only two non-power related outages with them in almost 7 years here. I think their service quality varies not only state by state, but even county to county in some places.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

That is exactly the kind of mustache I'd expect to dabble in gas station pills and research chemicals.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I use "Clock-in, counter-out"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Also basement.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At this point, I actually think the meth is more socially acceptable, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Because you are on an instance that has defederated with many of the other ones where these types of posts originate.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

This is like going to Langley, Virginia, grabbing some Starbucks, and saying "See?! The CIA doesn't have any black sites!!!"

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