To be honest, the first draft of this had the Shakespeare Programming Language in the last panel but the test audience (ie my co writer) had never heard about that one, so I changed it to something that wasn't necessarily bad but rather just old and no longer really in use.
"prod" remains "production" even if used as an adjective? Man, English really is weird sometimes. I'll try to fix it later; I'm at work right now.
What kind of stupid question is that? Just walk two hours instead of cycling twenty minutes! Duh!
Don't you dare destroy my plan to move away from work to spend a full paid working day commuting!
Boss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.
"Nate, we need to talk about your login locations."
"What's wrong with me logging in on the China? Why is there a clock if it shouldn't be used?"
"Nothing wrong with that, pal. But could you tell us why it's the gents' room on Mondays, the ladies' one on Tuesdays, the disabled's one on Wednesdays, the shitter in my private apartment on Thursdays and seemingly King Charles' private golden toilet in his fox hunting hut near Essex on Fridays?"
(I like how you're on Lemmy during that time (and how that gives you plausible deniability if somebody asks if your bathroom breaks need to be 30 minutes because you're on reddit))
Can I still clock out to play into the breach or do I then actually have to work on my commute?
Thanks for the feedback, I'll work on that. Usually, the panels are meant to be looked at one by one, like a gallery that you swipe through or something, which would make the text bigger as well, but Lemmy doesn't seem to support that, so it's the full comic in one image, which may be part of that issue. But yeah, I'll try to improve the text.
Yeah, I am. I'll work on that.
As joking about German words works incredibly well in English, here's the original:
There you go. Now you can be sure that the joke's just as funny as originally intended.
Well, of course that data is in the "cloud" of a capitalist company willing to sell access to it to anyone... But that doesn't mean I am okay with you being that anyone!
If it's a buzzword bingo, then where are all the insects and their noises?
Diese Drohne kann außerhalb des Kollektivs nicht überleben
This drone cannot survive outside the collective
The great thing about doubting yourself is that it makes you feel so ahead of those self-confident suckers.
An sich zweifeln gibt einem auch dieses intellektuelle Gefühl der Überlegenheit gegenüber den Leuten, die einfach nur so von sich überzeugt sind.
Inner peace waits anywhere. It mostly waits far away from other people though.
Seelenfrieden wartet überall. Aber hauptsächlich weit weg Moserern.
There is?
Where exactly?