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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Streaming services become required by law like insurance

Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?

Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

And to no one's surprise, wealthy powerful countries don't want to share their wealth, which may also equate to sharing power.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago

The secret love child of Kim Jong and Elon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

For additional educational material on pensioners I suggest Still Game: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiacTaYXyRfxMFMOGl6KRLpA6y11JFKZ4

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's when you let her know you've always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You've got her smothered and covered.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Take a brick to Roku until it agrees to your terms.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

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