What about our monthly friend, the period? For my wife.
Joint Chief Asshole
Awesome. That is sooo neat that I haven’t aged out too bad. Whatever works my friend.
Didn’t think of that one back then. Nice one!
Perfect for teaching 3rd grade earth science
That’s going to leave a mark
It never works out all that well. Would you care for a cold beverage while we watch the continuing fireworks?
Oh, fuck me! I got nothing else.
You do realize I’m going to do this? I blame you. You’re awesome.
Wow. I thought my dad jokes were corny. Now where can I use this?
My wife and I have been taking care of this stray. We usually go outside and call for it and make some noises for him to come out to eat. A few nights back we go out for the same routine. We call and we hear him. Finally, we look up. About 10’ up is this.
Little guy finds some safety in that huge hole beneath him. He tucks right in. Until he poked his head out we had no idea.
Forgive if the picture is a bit dark.
If only I could give you two upvotes. One for Australia being the most dangerous place in the known universe, and two for the messed up looking D&D beastie. Well played, my friend.