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Throw in a leg strap, and this becomes the best bang-for-the-buck solution.

Yes, and I've personally taken three-day same-country trains before, back when it was the cheaper option. And guess what, non-private planes are also public transport.

If there was a functioning public transport, they could just, you know, meet.

Hang a mirror over that sink, maybe some dryers, toilet goes in the far right corner.

To any non-js dev taking this too seriously: A good half of the technologies mentioned in this meme are redundant, you only need to learn

how to stay the fuck away from webdev

(in addition to the language).

See context

I think the joke is your public transport.

Ah. Haven't thought of that, you're right.

Fix your detector.

I'm sorry, but this is the vanilla trolley problem. Save all but one or avoid going to jail.