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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Their first collaboration, "In Love", was brilliant.

"At puberty I was sworn to secrecy by 'The International Brotherhood of Lying, Fickle Males'."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Oh, you betcha. Yah.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the dude I called lived in a much more progressive sect. He was actually the "cab driver" for his community, which is why he had a cellphone. He also had a computer and a very rudimentary website for the stuff he was selling in the classifieds.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If by "done more" you mean "gotten civilians killed" and by "aid" you mean "militant religious zealotry", then you're absolutely correct. Otherwise, eat a dick you terrorist bootlicker goon.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

I once called a guy about something he was advertising in the classifieds. I called him on Easter Sunday. He answered, but said he needed a second before he could talk.

Turns out he was Amish. I called an Amish man on the phone... on Easter Sunday. He answered... while he was in church.

I called an Amish man on his cellphone, which he answered in the middle of Easter mass, to talk about his classified ad.

This was the most tame interaction I've had with Amish folk. They're fucking hardcore.

You know that scene in Parks and Rec where Ron Swanson tips a jug of moonshine up onto his shoulder and pours it down his gullet? I've fucking seen a bearded guy with a big hat and no buttons do that IRL.

The Amish know how to party.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

That's not the point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Lol. Sure sure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh no. Some myopic hexbear reject goons want to call me a lib. How ever will I go on living.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yea I too like to infantilize people I dislike, this makes me feel super smug and superior.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

They ARE wrong though. They're acting like we're only getting mad about one thing at a time. What kind of smug asshole goes on the internet to peddle moral superiority over strawmen?

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