dragonfucker

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Drag simply thinks microblogging is boring. Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody smelled drag's toots.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

William Shatner couldn't find me on Mastodon

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

In 1924, the average family worked 40 hours a week. Now it works 80. That's what happens when you double the workforce and fail to change anything else.

A 20 hour workweek is equivalent to what our great grandparents were doing. Society CAN afford it. It's just a matter of fighting for it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

In 1924, it was 40 hours per household. Most workers had a wife to cook, clean, and raise the children. It should still be 40 hours per household. Women, men, and enbies should all work 20 hours a week. Anything more than that should have legally mandated overtime.

Maybe if we did that, the zoomers could actually afford to get married and have kids.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Cops are just nosy. No justification. They don't like people who look weird. That's how they're trained to think.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh, well drag isn't one of those! Drag thinks communism has existed for 60,000 years in Australia, and a long time in many other places too. It's a shame Russia and China were corrupted by the siren song of state capitalism before they managed to implement the Australian model. If only they'd been more like Catalonia.

Better to die a communist than to engage in trade relations with Nazi Germany during the holocaust.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Drag thinks the bot smells.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Drag hears that Iran keeps its nuclear bombs right next to the palantirs and lightsabers, in their unicorn preserve.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Drag has no problem with the Advanced Encryption Standard, which is the first Google result for AES.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Drag doesn't think we should call cow breast milk real milk, because validating it makes people more likely to drink it, and that's wrong. We should be telling them it's weird. That should be the default position for society.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Drag thanks you for understanding, but drag would like to clarify something. Drag was speaking about politics. Drag thinks milk is political, and that it's a bigger political issue than anything happening in China. There are 1.55 billion cows being enslaved for dairy and beef. There are more slaves being kept for breast milk right now than there were slaves in the entirety of the Holocaust. Milk is one of the biggest political issues in the entire world. The only things more political than milk are meat, carbon dioxide, and aliens. Drag was being very political.

Drag says aliens because Earth is not the most important place in the universe. It's just the most important place we have access to. That's why we need to look after it until we can learn who is out there. When we do, our Earth problems will suddenly seem very small. And also they will think we're weird for drinking cow breast milk when we had perfectly good oat milk.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Drag cares for the plight of the Uyghurs. But drag is not Chinese and drag can't do much to affect things in China other than campaigning to send drag's country to war. Drag doesn't like war. There are 10 times as many enslaved cows as there are Uyghurs in China. Drag thinks if you care about slavery, start with the cows. Especially if you're not Chinese and don't have much way to free the Uyghur slaves. If drag was Chinese, drag would be trying to free the Uyghurs and the cows. But in drag's country, the most drag can do for Uyghurs is say that what is being done to them is wrong. Drag can tell people that normal milk is vegan milk and drinking breast milk is for perverts, and drag thinks that will have a bigger effect on reducing slavery.

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