desto

9 years of shadows was developed by a Mexican studio. Kind of a shit game with charming visuals and repetitive gameplay. I 100% completed it and hated most of my time with it. 2/5 would not recommend.

I misread bottle of piss instead of pills, would make it more believable

Granted, you are now a rock

Are those like ñ and ll in Spanish, or different?

Well, how else do you store orchata?

First job I has as a developer was for a PHP role. I didn't know shit about PHP. Did a small project at school at a point and it was all the experience I had. Lied on resume, got asked some basic questions that where true for all programming languages. Got the job, learned PHP while working.

Can confirm, just lie, worst case scenario you just end up wasting some recruiter's time.