bort

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like meat's off the menu boys, but we've got this suspicious looking pizza

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You talking to me?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don't. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

@bort

You talking to me?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Don't need to hire proofreaders when people buy the books and post their own interpretations anyway!