beetsnuami

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the plants could just tell me what they want that would be great

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well… that, and one nucleus splitting in half wouldn‘t start a chain reaction in a cucumber, and therefore not release a macroscopically noticeable amount of energy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Big dicks in his brothers cat

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

It‘s also written in the profile picture of the account :)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Fortunately, snail speed doesn‘t scale linearly with size, as the relativ slowing down of oxygen diffusion into the cells would shut down metabolic processes in the snail and lead to its asphyxiation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In Germany (dm), they have a separate isle for men‘s products, and „normal“ (less gendered) products everywhere else. Kinda weird.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago

That depends: In a certain way, we are already 4D creatures, with three spatial and one time dimension. However, in these contexts it‘s often useful to only refer to spatial dimensions. The 4D creature then has 4 spatial dimensions, and shares our time dimension.

But maybe its four spatial dimensions are our three spatial dimensions plus our time, and its time is something else completely? Then, by rotating you, it could place your head at a different time than your feet. But that also breaks causality and stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Is this post about gastritis? What are we uniting about here?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Me pretending not to be looking for a place to vomit, just in case

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Your wish can be arranged 🪄

— The mosquitoes

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The connection to nature and the universe stops once mosquitoes enter the picture

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