Where are they gathering?
I would check Waffle House.
Where are they gathering?
I would check Waffle House.
Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji
A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”
So now I’m too petty to join.
An insecure T-Rex is cute while also being extremely dangerous.
Do I have to be sexist to like it? Because I like it a lot.
Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!