averagedrunk

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I've made it two decades in IT and related fields by searching for answers using Google. I accidentally took my laziness, love of automation, and ability to Google and became an SRE. Then I accidentally became a senior software engineer because the director on that side of the house liked my initiative and was sure my skills would translate. I protested but got a substantial bump to do it.

I'm failing upwards by abusing stack overflow and search engines.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That has been my favorite hacker lore story since I first heard it decades ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Agreed.

Theoretically they could still be using it, but it's pretty doubtful. It was just a GUI to run a set of scripts for an old set of programs that should have been retired before XP came out.

I was at an MSP at the time. One of our customers had stuff that wouldn't install on anything after Win98, was looking for a bunch of hardware that no longer exists, and all the associated DLLs had to be registered manually. I created it because I was tired of doing it all by hand.

My assumption would be the guys who were there at the same time as me used it (I know they did actually), but a year after I left the whole bullpen turned over and I doubt they used it after that. They lost a pile of clients. Even if that hadn't happened, if they're still supporting 25 year old software with 15 year old scripts run by a 12 year old and poorly hacked together front end by a guy who was definitely not a programmer at the time (and barely is now) then they get whatever they deserve.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Absolutely not. I left that job not long after. It officially became someone else's problem.

I assume they're not using it anymore. The company was purchased last year so I have to think that they have problems with other code that makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

#The following code does nothing, but if removed the whole program crashes

-Me, circa 2011

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

God wouldn't let you get malware on his chosen OS.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I will be forgotten by the world, but eventually the universe will remember as I'm turned back into star stuff.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am more concerned that she's a 'viral girlfriend'. I had one of them years ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

They all but abandoned that years ago. They ain't implementing shit on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a Glass Cliff and a poisoned chalice. Probably with a literal Sword of Damocles over her desk.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Plus it makes you more confident and better looking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

ChimeraOS and HoloISO. I haven't heard of Bazzite but I'm going to have to go look now in case HoloISO gets abandoned. Should be an easy replacement.

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