aruraios

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

A. Lie

B. Get sexist

C. "Okay, good."

D. Dodge the question

~~E. The sofa~~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Jizzed in

Duvets

Vance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's only a lynching if it's from Lynch, Kentucky

Otherwise it's just a sparkling hate crime

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If 100 arms is what it takes to guard Tartarus, a couple extra pairs per student should be enough to keep the school safe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

To give Ivan some credit, his title is so old that it originally meant something more like Ivan the Terri_fying_