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Tiedättekö käsitteen kaistamagneetti?

Ei sellaista taida virallisesti olla (YSO: Ei hakutuloksia.), mutta määritän sen alinopeutta moottoritiellä ajavaksi kuskiksi, jonka perässä ajat 2-4 kilometriä, ja tämä ei poistu vasemmalta kaistalta oikealle vaikka kuinka olisi mahdollisuus ja tilaa. Yleensä katse on puhelimessa, keskittyminen kanssamatkustajien kanssa käytävässä keskustelussa, vahva lääkitys estää keskittymisen muuhun liikenteeseen tai jokin muu syy huomioida ympärillä olevaa maailmaa.

Tällaisen perässä ajoin tänään useamman kilometrin, ja kun Histan suoralla tuli tilaisuus (noin 1 km vapaata kaistaa oikealla), vaihdoin oikealle kaistalle ja kiihdytin vauhdin 125 (saksalaisen auton mittaristossa 130, !huom! ei ylinopeutta poliisin mittauksessa) kilometrin tuntinopeuteen, niin siviilipoliisi lähti perään. Tästä seurasi kasa päiväsakkoja ja niiden arvo riitti nostamaan vitutuksen suomalaiseen moottoritieliikenteeseen sekä motivaation Lemmy-viestin kirjoittamiseen.

Kun kysyin konstaapelilta, miksi minua sakotetaan, kun vaihdan vasemmalta kaistalta oikealle ja nostan ajoneuvon nopeuden sallittuun (120-130 km/h) ja ajan noin kilometrin suoraan, ja sen jälkeen vaihdan takaisin vasemmalle (kahden aiemmin edessäni roikkuneeni ajoneuvon eteen), sain vastaukseksi koska "vaihdoin vasemmalle eikä siitä mitään minuuttisäästöä synny".

Olen ajanut viimeisen parin vuosikymmenen aikana kymmeniä tuhansia kilometrejä Keski-Euroopassa ja Etelä-Amerikassa, mutta lähinnä Suomessa on havaittavissa tällainen kaistamagneetti-ilmiö. Mikä vaivaa?

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