I don't know if you can read the text easily on mobile, but there's a joke in the text describing there about how he is indeed committing genocide.
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The label says "Not a hitler?".
The X means you fail at not being a hitler. Hitler fails this test.
Did you not read the graph? She's a lock.
I mean, Kelly is a lock too. Anyone who can fog a mirror and doesn't get an erection watching Starship Troopers will win this election. But Harris is kind of right there already, so that works for me. She could probably keep using the same email address and business cards. That's a nice plus.
Just to be clear: this post is my way of endorsing Kamala.
Harris 2024! I'll certainly end up protesting something terrible she does, but when I do I will very much enjoy not being rounded up by the Department of Homeland Security for it.
You got me. I confess: I have a bias against hitlers.
Yasss.... queen?
First: I don't get to vote in presidential elections (I'm a Californian).
Second, Biden isn't going to be on the ballot in November.
Yeah, but you can tell his heart isn't really in it.
He's weak sauce even when he's trying to hitler.
I've actually been casting him as VP in my head for like four weeks now.
I think it's more likely than Biden being president next year, so fingers crossed.
I didn't say young. I said he is "somehow alive".
I thought about something like that, but the flow here felt easier.
Feel free to make another version. If it's more popular, I won't be mad.
Oof. I kinda would too, but also... boy that'd be an uncomfortable read.
Pure guess? 30% would pick Hitler.... 15% would refuse to answer.