andrewrgross

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Oof. I kinda would too, but also... boy that'd be an uncomfortable read.

Pure guess? 30% would pick Hitler.... 15% would refuse to answer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I don't know if you can read the text easily on mobile, but there's a joke in the text describing there about how he is indeed committing genocide.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The label says "Not a hitler?".

The X means you fail at not being a hitler. Hitler fails this test.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Did you not read the graph? She's a lock.

I mean, Kelly is a lock too. Anyone who can fog a mirror and doesn't get an erection watching Starship Troopers will win this election. But Harris is kind of right there already, so that works for me. She could probably keep using the same email address and business cards. That's a nice plus.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just to be clear: this post is my way of endorsing Kamala.

Harris 2024! I'll certainly end up protesting something terrible she does, but when I do I will very much enjoy not being rounded up by the Department of Homeland Security for it.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You got me. I confess: I have a bias against hitlers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yasss.... queen?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

First: I don't get to vote in presidential elections (I'm a Californian).

Second, Biden isn't going to be on the ballot in November.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but you can tell his heart isn't really in it.

He's weak sauce even when he's trying to hitler.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I've actually been casting him as VP in my head for like four weeks now.

I think it's more likely than Biden being president next year, so fingers crossed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn't say young. I said he is "somehow alive".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I thought about something like that, but the flow here felt easier.

Feel free to make another version. If it's more popular, I won't be mad.

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