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Try Zapdos Ex , 4 heads is bliss

"We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time." -Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

enjoy the tariffs snowflake

you could always just find the folder windows update lives in and change the permissions so the system can't access it.

How much do you want to bet it was just a guy saying "Hey be careful with trumpers because they like to shoot at us." political discrimination my ass. Wolves whining because a sheep won't jump into their teeth.

I hate when my cart runs into these. Sometimes a few times. Can't be helped

Thats because its... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED

avoid altogether. [object] belongs to Travis

It straps you to the seat so when the plane suddenly drops 50 feet due to turbulence your dumbass doesn't launch into the ceiling.

"Your nose is your cutest feature, that's why I chose it" is the correct response

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato