VelvetGentleman

Your horror movie has to be quite the turd that even shudder won't pick it up.

Why pay for it at all?

They're just babies...

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

Seems like these unexplainable emotions have pretty concise explanations.

A curator of the world's finest receipts.

I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.

This is fairly recent bird lore. Like late 80s to 90s. It takes a while for schools to catch up so I missed it as well.

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

Is this a bone hurting juice comic?

It won't be. But maybe two years after release it will be pretty okay. This is the new way of things.