Ursapharm

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They're getting ready... in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Thanks for the explanation Margot ๐Ÿ‘

Believe it or not, my pussy tastes like pussy [f] in c/[email protected]
I've got Homer Simpson's mouth for a pussy [f] in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It seems now I'm gay for Homer. Thanks now you've ruined the Simpsons for me

They're not presents, they're ... in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It makes me sad to see people having their TV on 24/7. It's Christmas. You're opening presents with your children. Just turn it off and enjoy what's happening. For their sake...

My little mound [f] in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

So that's the famous panty-eater that's been munching on all your underwear

It's a wild world we live in [f] in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Stupid sexy alien

[f] in c/[email protected]
I got the heart of the ocean from the Titanic shipwreck and made it into a buttplug (okay I lied) [f] in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I need to see your wearing this... only this.

Perfect holiday outfit! [f] in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Now that's a perfect fitting set. As if tailor made. Nice find!

You should be gobbling my pussy instead of your Thanksgiving dinner [f] in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'll bring the filling