ThePyroPython

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

But you've yet to lose a pillow fight.

Focus on what's important.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Ok fair but of the choices to have buzzing near me, I'm still picking the bee every time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

John's done being sorry.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Remember, you're a ghost piloting a walking tent of bone, blood, and flesh using a grey jelly computer running on ConfusedMeat_OS.

As is everyone and everything living that you know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

PINEAPPLE FOR THE PINEAPPLE GOD!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (15 children)

Not only does pineapple belong on pizza, ham & pineapple pizza is the only pizza that is consistent in all three states: fresh and hot, cold, and reheated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Why do you think he's representing Clacton. That's all they eat down there.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If I can't navigate to your house without GPS does that mean when I arrive NATO is fucking your mother?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

First a $40 fee just to swipe plastic is stupid, even VISA don't charge anywhere near that much for the card machine operator. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Also does the US not have smartphone banking apps? Do you have to pay fees for a bank transfer? Is it the landlord setting those fees? I'm confused how a free at point of use system is getting slapped with a fee.

Why does everyone in the US have to write cheques to eachother, wasting everyone's time going in person to the bank to cash them in? Even my employer just does a bank transfer to pay me my income.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's fucking ridiculous, sorry to hear that.

But why can't your landlord just accept a bank transfer every month you can set up on your banking app? Is this not a thing in the US?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Who the hell is still writing cheques? Does this landlord also contact the tenant by carrier pigeon?

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