I'm hoping aliens invade so i can be a stowaway. I'll bring some water and food to last a few days before getting the balls to make myself known when they leave the planet. They'll either kill me or experiment on me. Either is fine with me as long as they don't send me back. Just let me take a leak/shit real quick in whatever version of a toilet u got first please.
TheObserver
joined 1 year ago
Usenet is king! All hail usenet!
Where do these mushy straws reside? I'm not one to get fast food or go to restaurants very often but it's always plastic.
You.....pay for email???
Humans: aight bet creates way to remove salt from the water checkmate.
Only thing stopping you is your bank account 😆
Holy shit i do this.
I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it's still killing me when I don't put pressure on it.☹️
Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.
I enjoy that they get bullied in the comments about it too.
This guy must be from the future. Oh wise one tell us all your secrets.
Ever heard of having some hope my guy? Hate to break it to you but I hope humanity leaves this rock and isn't stuck here forever. If humanity stays on this planet forever we will 100% go extinct either by war, virus, or the most obvious asteroid impacts or the guaranteed one the sun expanding over a few billion years. If we want to live till the end of time and space itself we HAVE to leave.
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I'd let her take my ship over any day