TheColonel

Hips don’t lie.

Pecs do.

Old Spice.

Both the plain, beautiful blue Fresh variety.

Both feel clean and smell fresh.

I have very sensitive skin.

I will pitch an apoplectic fit if they ever discontinue it.

YOU HEAR ME, OLD SPICE!? NO ONE NEEDS WOLFSBANE OR WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING.

If it makes you feel any better my mom basically does the same thing unless she’s visiting.

Been listening to the audio books.

Totally worth it.

For those wondering, the other two are Minnesota & New York.