Synthuir

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Uhh excuse me but it’s spelled Θώθ

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Kamchatka front when?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

…and then at least another 4, because the LA Olympics isn’t going to have breakdancing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, but the point is if I see a drone I know it’s a government drone and not just some hobbyist. The ban already doesn’t apply to the government, hence the weather warning drones and anti-drone drones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Drones have been banned in the city for years. Iirc the city uses anti-drone drones occasionally, but I’ve literally never seen one overhead, be it personal, commercial, or governmental.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’d love listening to the Behind the Bastards episodes they just did on RFK Jr then; I may hate him but he is a prank god.

Pretending to be run over then screaming “You just killed another Kennedy!” Or telling a cop that you have a bird in your jacket that’s trained to kill cops… before pulling out said bird and launching it at him. Some S-tier shit right there!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I use Estrogen as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Estrogen is just the kernel. You use GNU+Estrogen!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Estrogen, but it's not GNU+Estrogen.

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If Testosterone was compiled With gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Time of your life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Larson predicting the Snowpierecer “They’ve got no bullets!” line decades early.

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