Someguy89

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How to stay fit in 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Vlad, shouldn't you be more concerned with an invasion happening in Kursk and people fucking on their breaks, intead of making shitty memes?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Oh no! Anyway...

Breaking! Biden releases crack dealers so his son can have some fun in c/[email protected]
Never store gerbils up your ass, we went over this! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

It's where babies come from.

House Judiciary report: Biden-Harris admin releasing known, suspected terrorists into US. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Nice try Russia! Fuck you.

Who is J.D. Vance, Trump's pick for vice president? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

I'll sum it up: a spineless fuck.

US Nuclear Submarine Surfaces Off Norway in Rare Flex in c/[email protected]
Ask Steven Seagal in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What does Putin's dick taste like? Were you always a piece of shit or just recently? What color is a kumquat?

HYPER-GALAXY BRAIN in c/[email protected]
HYPER-GALAXY BRAIN in c/[email protected]
What would happen if I put sandpaper in my printer? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Nah hold the balls of the HP executives on the paper feeder. Obligatory fuck HP lol. Those printers did nothing to deserve it.

Adobe's latest wearable tech promises dynamic clothing that can change at the push of a button in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I just want healthcare and a planet that's not on fire.

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