Simbomba

Many people ain't aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets

Manual breathing activated

About a 9 to 10 I would guess

Embrace Extend Extinguish

I think if you wait long enough he will kinda "grow out of it" if it can describe the process correctly. Just once in a while tell him about his wrong doings if he has them

I mean that's what friends are for right?

This just made me realize.

Fuck you and thank you for it

In my experience it's pretty well integrated in both GNOME nad KDE I had to work to work with a plethora of keyboards on both and they always worked if I remember right

You mean ...

Yours ain't?

Guess he was to drunk to rember

They don't know if I'm real or fake yet

6 would be so funny Ever drank to much and wasted yourself to the point where you are unconscious? Your friends won't know You just stand up like nothing happened So 1 and 6 obvious call

Yes 2 weeks continuous diarrhea