SilentObserver

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago (19 children)

2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal Man!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I can’t say I totally blame him. I’m only 31, and I’m already feeling a little irked about some of the ways this world has changed. And ya, I’m pretty tired of super hero movies anymore. However, I’m really looking forward to watching Deadpool and Wolverine on the big screen together. Just gotta find a babysitter first. 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I was just being sarcastic. I am WELL aware that wells exist. Also my city water isn’t really all that expensive. Certainly much cheaper than buying bottled water on the daily.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Free water? Where do you live? Here I have to pay for that. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I used to own an ‘02. It was definitely a minivan. And I’m still salty about the placement of the alternator.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I’m afraid of dresses.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It’s all fun and games until you get frostbite.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ya, but I don’t trust disassociated me very much. 😂

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