Check out "Everything is Fucked" by Mark Manson. Really good take on modern philosophy of what you're talking about here. Sorry for the silly edgy title.
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Hahaha I didn't think the odds for the life vest execution would be so bad, and that's way more simple than a parachute.
Hibiscus flowers typically last less than 48 hours but have some insanely beautiful varieties and smell so good!
Two of my favorites that I have in my yard are the:
Imperial Dragon
There are some insane red varieties of plumería! The traditional yellow are more fragrant though.
This place nearby me has hundreds of varieties: https://www.junglejacksplumeria.com/shop-plumeria-ab
This kills the sushi.
I'd argue it was a good place for FAST news. For a lot of major events you can find posts and videos from users before the media releases anything, which is kind of a first for humanity at least in terms of accessibility.
Now, if you're looking for ACCURATE news...
Same bullshit as you most likely: working too much and self medicating.
Frank Grimes: If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago.
Bart: He's got you there, Dad.
Grimes: You're a fraud, a total fraud. (To Marge and the kids) Was nice meeting you.
Side, cuz fuck you that's why.