Sammy

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

We loved dogs so much we gave them our hopes and our fears.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

An entire room of the greatest minds on Earth and none one thought to ask a graphic designer smh *Edit: love PowerPoint vibe tho. Maybe it was a Choice.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (11 children)

It’s wild this mf made an Atlas Shrugged-ass movie while everyone out here is living like Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle.

Read the room, guy

Nice theater tho!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Can I have a Double Whip Leachianus, two pumps of of Leopard Gecko, and sprinkle of anoles?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, I believe this was standard practice in the 70’s; Black Beauties in the morning, quaaludes to tuck you in at night. 💊

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Today it’s Wacky Wednesday in the Time Tunnel ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Garrus Bodypillow 100% run, no skips, no OoB

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Outbreeding? (Alien bussy)?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

-doesn’t even require a finger in your bum

Then what the heck am I paying these deductibles for?? >:(

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s the year of Pathfinder, y’all

(Or Lancer, if u a freak like that 👅)

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