Lmao that's what I get for leaving the page up for twenty minutes without hitting "submit reply"
SARGE
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I would like to know the inside joke, but I also don't want to look at a bunch of pictures of spiders...
I'm not arachnophobic, but I'm also not a spider voyeur, and am perfectly okay with them staying in their corners of the house while I stay in mine.
So uhhhh.... Can someone explain the joke I'm too scared to try and understand? I assume it's in the same vein as "the MELTdown " on the reddit grilled cheese page
Relevant:
I'm already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They're all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.
We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.
Edit to add my updated version
The moral high road is filled with corpses.
Those Old Scientists sure loved to throw security at every problem and hope they have enough bodies to drown whatever is threatening them.
Everyone is free to stab themselves in the knee with a grill meat fork.
Just make sure you're ready to accept the consequences of stabbing yourself with a grill meat fork.
They quite clearly told the world what the other way was on January 6th, 2021.
But instead of learning from history, and taking care of the problem with harsh sentences representative of the crime that was committed, we went ahead and put on the fluffy kid gloves.
And nobody cares about the grumbling in the background about bullshit sentences. They'll use the same tired excuse of "we don't want to appear biased" or "we don't want to start more violence"
And the mere fact that they're too scared to punish people over fear of retribution just goes to show that domestic terrorism works! Yay! Something something we live in a society I guess.
Don't tell me what to do!
acknowledging post intensifies
The smaller you get, the more bizarre things become.
The world as you know it ceases to exist.
Here there be monsters.
Same energy as Quinten Tarantino refusing to answer some questions about violence in media or using the N word in movies.
It's been asked a thousand times, you have nothing new to add to this discussion, we're moving on.
"I don't have kids but I am confidently throwing my ass around and calling it information relevant to kids"