SARGE

So I'm gonna go looking once I hit "post", but anyone got any links to specific cams?

Edit: I found https://www.openoceans.org/web-cams

In real life:

Staring out of my apartment window

see woman trying to open locked gate to the construction site across the street

do nothing because I don't give a shit

keep staring out of my apartment window

I have no regrets for the wall of text

Me neither. It was quite informative.

Typical Ohio, giving giant middle fingers all around.

nearly kills her

Based on the picture of the broken square section, I think that might be a bit of a stretch...

But "person avoids injury at final destination screening" doesn't have that same allure.

Have you been to the upper peninsula? It's lame.

(it's not, I would like to live there and I'm even from ohio)

Typical Michigan history erasing.

Michigan started it.

I'm telling mom!

"you are so beautiful...."

incredulous stare

"to me..."

monstrous roar from the other side of the mall

Well I know what I'm watching tonight.... No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens

"can we get you anything?"

"ice cream..."

"okay, what flavor?"

"it doesn't matter... It's for my ass"

Oh look, the problem continues to be capitalism doing what capitalism does.

I am shocked.

Shocked, I tell you.

It's the texture.

The taste is distinct, but not really bad. I don't mind the mild flavor left over in a sandwich that had a tomato slice.

But I can't stand the texture of a tomato. Not sure exactly why, but even a small chunk in soup or salsa makes me gag. I blend salsa up so it's consistent.

And onions are both for me. A tiny piece of onion will ruin the entire burrito. From the weird crunch to the taste that lingers even after I down a few chips and half my drink.

I go through onion powder fairly quick though, I add a little bit to a lot of my dishes.

My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.

I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.

I have it on good authority that you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.

Although it looks like I'm two hours late on that reference...