RedStrawberry

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are those plasters I see? Too many people forget thoseπŸ˜‚I've ended up awkwardly searching for one after an accident cooking or paper cut one too many times Always stay prepared

[–] [email protected] 96 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Exactly! Government granted 'porn credits' sounds absolutly insane as a serious idea...

Porn "Enthusiasts will be able to request extra credits" is one wild sentence.

A porn "enthusiast", requesting the government for porn credits, to watch porn? What?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I actually hope it was, if not this would be even more ludicrous... but, most letter openers I've seen aren't much sharper than butter-knifes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It is a letter openerπŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Same in the UK, quite a few spam calls... odly a few that call an say nothing too - literal silence - then hang up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Found a few flees in the carpet last months ago, cleaned up, hoovered etc... then haven't seen any more since. A good clean, flee comb an a few sticky catcher-thingies should do the job fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Soft cato :)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Ha Congrats! I may be stealing this in future

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Agree agreed but claymation Shakespeare celebrity death match sounds actually very entertaining