PauloPelle

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Father Time does not offer refunds sadly...

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Started to believe the bullshit himself basically... a spectacular fall from public grace.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! ~~Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to~~ get the most value!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they're probably considered by society so... basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old... yeah... come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you're both matured.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Uhh; is everyone forgetting a pretty significant decade in the middle of the 20th century where a man with a funny mustache rose to power and their aggression and genocidal tendencies had everyone going at it for like 5 years?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bikini is one thing... the lack of any sort of gap for her thighs makes it look like her Arse is on her front.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Unloads an unfathomable amount into her womb to the point it's leaking out before they even pull out

Doesn't even pull out; resumes very shortly after and somehow produces more than before and drenches them for good measure

Hentai biology: where dehydration doesn't exist and the refractory period is always hitting snoozes on it's alarm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Believe, technically speaking, it merely increased his size and hitbox vertically. Realistically speaking whatever helped your developing brain overcome it is true even if it isn't technically so because what matters is you did it 💪.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want it to be real

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