PapaStevesy

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

The dialogue was so bad, I don't think anything would have really helped.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

On the lobster?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Not when you factor in the money spent on toilet paper needed to clean up the nasty shits you'll get from chugging a jar of tomato sauce.

Edit: Not to mention how many meals you could have gotten out of it by eating it on pasta. $5 bucks can get you 5 meals, your way you gotta spend $15 for 5 meals and you don't get any pasta.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn't have been able to run this time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Nah, prison system was made to keep slavery legal, disenfranchisement is just a bonus.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I wouldn't recommend consuming an entire jar of pasta sauce regardless of sugar content, it's just not economical.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

It is the Democrats fault that there are so many cowardly, weak-minded losers in charge of the party though.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He also knows that ignorance of the law is not a legitimate defense, even if it's fake ignorance.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Thanks for this, I was wondering about the 50 pence sticker, now I see someone changed it from cents.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Should have released this article yesterday, I did them at midnight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Watch Mr. Show, Tom Kenny was just as versatile and ubiquitous on that. Plus you can see one of the Jan 6 Traitors before he was certifiably insane!

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