NounsAndWords

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 hours ago

I know exactly when I'll need them, the day after I throw them out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

We're already speedrunning climate-based societal collapse, so there's not really much time to slow walk these things.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

Considering, low crime, and no terrorism, it’s more along the line: “We want it to stay that way”

You really don't think painting immigrants as criminals and terrorists is a common fascist talking point?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I guess technically he spent $44.13 billion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The stress from all of those social events is also likely having a negative impact on your immune system, further muddying things.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 day ago (11 children)

I apologize. I did not realize the seriousness of the situation. I will refrain from any further light-hearted jokes.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Groundhog Day (1993)

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Quantum is when two things at the same time

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (6 children)

8 years olds, dude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Frequently, yes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Considering the election is likely coming down to tenths of a percent in a dozen districts in a handful of swing states I'll take those 12 votes.

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