NotASharkInAManSuit

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

Chuck Wizard casts Rock Throw.

It’s super effective!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

The beginning of the episode: “Rashida Jones AND Chris O’Dowd?! Two of my favorite comedy people! This seems like it might be a fun episode.”

The end of the episode: “Should I bother cleaning my gun before I put it in my mouth?”

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

“Of course you can use our software with a one time purchase!”

“We’ve been adding new features! To access our new features just subscribe to our premium subscription!”

“You’re still a premium member, and you have full access to our premium plan, but some of our options have changed, and to make the most of what we can offer you can subscribe to our premium gold+ plan! Try out a free 30 day trial!”

“Put your young in the payment grinder and your life and survival will not be put on the countdown timer! You need us to live, we need you to understand.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Neat! Thanks for sharing, that’s cool to know!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I dated someone in high school whose family was all Irish levels of white and their brother looked like he popped straight out of Puerto Rico. He otherwise looked like everyone else in the family, to the point there was no doubt he was a child of both parents. There were a few other people throughout their family with the same deal. When they introduced me to him they said, “This is Collin, he’s not adopted or anything, he just got lucky.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“I should really do chores, I’ll just put on a YouTube to listen to in the background… hmm… the entire history of Mega Man, a game and IP I’ve never thought about, you say? Four hours you say?”

Yeah. I was not expecting it to involve that much conversation about eugenics and the nature of artificial intelligence and where we draw the line of consciousness and what qualifies as sentience and free will, but, damn, that Dr. Wily sure is a cunt. I still haven’t done the dishes…