No_Eponym

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't catch you slippin' now

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my god. I can't get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Seagulls seagulls everywhere.

Leaving presents in my hair.

It gives my scalp a glossy feel.

Who needs shampoo when you can have...

REAL?

🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hit that dirty birdie.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Are bacteria Republicans?

Also, your comment was gold. This is for you:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Now that the camo Harris Walz hat sold out, restock but in tinfoil?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All the Neo-Malthusian BS in this thread, holy crap. The "overpopulation is the problem" has got to be one of the best ways for governments, corpos, and the rich to deflect attention from their failures and excesses. Hands down even better than the "personal carbon footprint" propaganda.

  • earth has a resource distribution/use efficiency issues right now; the rich are greedy and wasteful.

  • don't want to have kids? Fine, don't! Kids deserve parents that want them, and you deserve your autonomy to live your life as more than a means to an end for demographics.

  • if governments addressed the resource hoarding and waste, more people who want to have kids would have them because they would have enough to have a good quality of life and standard of living, and we would also have addressed things like climate change and dystopic corpo control.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He do not feel ashamed!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/16299740

MOSCOW, Feb 26 (Reuters) - Russian businessman Yury Antipov was questioned by police on Monday in a fraud case connected to the alleged illegal privatisation of metals assets...

TASS had earlier said that Antipov had been detained on fraud charges...

The move comes after Russian news agencies reported that a regional arbitration court in Sverdlovsk had ruled in favour of prosecutors seeking to nationalise three assets important to the defence industry that they said had been illegally privatised in the 1990s.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/16299740

MOSCOW, Feb 26 (Reuters) - Russian businessman Yury Antipov was questioned by police on Monday in a fraud case connected to the alleged illegal privatisation of metals assets...

TASS had earlier said that Antipov had been detained on fraud charges...

The move comes after Russian news agencies reported that a regional arbitration court in Sverdlovsk had ruled in favour of prosecutors seeking to nationalise three assets important to the defence industry that they said had been illegally privatised in the 1990s.

 

MOSCOW, Feb 26 (Reuters) - Russian businessman Yury Antipov was questioned by police on Monday in a fraud case connected to the alleged illegal privatisation of metals assets...

TASS had earlier said that Antipov had been detained on fraud charges...

The move comes after Russian news agencies reported that a regional arbitration court in Sverdlovsk had ruled in favour of prosecutors seeking to nationalise three assets important to the defence industry that they said had been illegally privatised in the 1990s.

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