MrPibb

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“What would you say you do here?”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

lol. If the right could read/ wanted to the Bible would be one of the first books they would ban.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Incorgnito.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can already do this yourself.

On a browser, go to Lemmy.world, log into your Lemmy.world account, go to your account settings, uncheck show NSFW content, check blur NSFW content, scroll down and hit the the save button and then logout. Whether or not the show NSFW content button is selected on the Voyager app is a moot point it will not override what is selected on your Lemmy.world profile.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Come check out Comcast’s New Quantum Internet plans! Up to instantaneously Download speeds and almost 40 mbs Upload speeds! Amazing! And if you get our route we’ll make you pay for it forever, and then charge you for it if it doesn’t look new when you return it! Life changing! Don’t forget our data caps! While it cost us a fraction of a fraction of what we charge you to send slightly more or less of your data we’re gonna charge ya for it anyway because fuck you! Bend over!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack

Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That’s a Katydid!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

“Still hurts but not as bad as the first or second time… I wonder how long they’re going to be gone.. I wonder if it would hurt more or less if I strapped it to a.. different location…”

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