MrGerrit

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Did you know that the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Look at mister money bags over here!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

"Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time."

-- Steven Wright

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I only have this when I open a app that I haven't used for some time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"that's the third time this year.. I really should stop consuming the blood of Christ so much...."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I was like thirteen and one of my friends had one of those "faces of dead"? VHS.

I remember him handing out envelopes or something, said something and pulled out the gun. With his free hand trying to keep people away and suddenly put it in his mouth, pulling the trigger.

I still remember the blood streaming out of him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

She didn't want kids, she only wanted a back rub from their father.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (17 children)

Okay, serious question: which distro is the best for watching Pr0n? One that can handle multiple video streams with out slowing down would be great.

C'mon you nerds, help a degenerate out!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm not seeing it...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Maggie hates his guts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Totally forgot about Tetris 99, had a great time playing!

I bought Tetris effect for the psvr and haven't tried it out yet, haha.

So cool you got to play the same cartridge as your mother played!

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