MedicPigBabySaver

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Well, not exactly, that orange cockroach has been scurrying around this whole time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I'm finally going to medical school!

Harvard Medical. As a cadaver. They'll return my ashes to my son when the students are finished hacking my fat ass up for science.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (6 children)

A terrible and infuriating time. Brutal year ahead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I also use a can.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

He is 4 sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You have to be more specific.

I like this Jo Jo... She's from my home town.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Iggy... fun and certainly rolls right into a hyphenated name.

eg: Iggy Sampson Poindexter-McDuff

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Good one. One of the best on this thread.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah, this shit needs to stop.

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