Lucien

"when you go far enough left, you get your guns back"

This is headcanon now

LaTeX with Beamer for slides, and show the resulting PDF on any computer you want

Etymologist: [visible confusion]

This is fine

They're turning the damned lions gay

Some physicists have suggested combining the EM and weak forces because of the interplay between them.

Yeah, definitely. Don't know why the literal weakest force in the universe is depicted as some mega dragon.

Can't park here, mate.

Ratings matter, though. A stalemate means your rating doesn't decrease as much as it would have if you'd lost, and you get to take some of your opponent's rating in the process.

The pawn promotes to retired worker

This is also me when I'm solving puzzles and the computer keeps saying my move is wrong.