Lobstronomosity

I don't see the big deal about headphone jacks. If you really want wired headphones, stick a dongle on the end of the cable and leave it there. It's almost exactly the same, except you can't charge and listen at the same time - not really something I would worry about.

surrounded by people

I would literally prefer to put myself in a human sized toaster than live amongst people.

Good luck using colons in a filename.