KISSmyOS
extremistische Straftaten
Ohne Zuordnung
Nihilisten! Leck mich. Ich meine, man kann über die Grundsätze des Nationalsozialismus sagen, was man will, Kerl, wenigstens ist es ein Ethos.
This sounds like grade a bro-science.
I trust you, bro.
Müsste das nicht ~cd~U heißen?
From the Eastern German "Democratic Republic":
Chairman Honecker steps out on his balcony in the morning and greets the sun:
"Good morning, dear sun!"
The sun replies:
"Good morning, dear Comrade Honecker!"
After lunch, Honecker again steps out on his balcony:
"Good afternoon, dear sun!"
The sun replies:
"Good afternoon, dear Comrade Honecker!"
In the evening, Honecker steps out once more:
"Good night, dear sun!"
The sun replies:
"Fuck you, asshole! I'm in the west now!"
I haven't lived under it obviously, but here's one from early Nazi Germany:
Mr. Schmidt returns from a 1-year sentence of political re-education in the Dachau concentration camp.
His neighbor asks what it's like inside.
He says "Oh, it's really not as bad as you hear. In the morning, you can sleep in till 9. There's a hearty breakfast with eggs and bacon. Then you get leasure time till 11, you can read books from the library, do sports or just relax. They invite you to educational or political lectures if you like. Lunch is a 3 course meal. In the afternoon, after another hour of leisure time, you can choose from a wide variety of activities. Dinner is luxurious, and you get to enjoy free time again until lights are out at 11pm. It was really quite enjoyable, and I learned a lot about what great things the Fuhrer and the party are doing for Germany."
The neighbor is surprised: "Really? That sounds so different from what Mr. Schneider from down the block said. He told everyone it was horrible and inhumane, and that the nazi guards were monsters."
Schmidt says "Oh, but he couldn't have hated it that much. Last thing I heard, he's already gone back inside."
Fun Fact: Das Malen eines durchgestrichenen Hakenkreuzes ist:
- potentiell eine Straftat (Verwenden verfassungsfeindlicher Kennzeichen, wegen des Hakenkreuzes)
- mit politischem Hintergrund
- extremistisch
und wird in der Statistik dem linken Spektrum zugeordnet.
Chocolate Shellfish and the Hot Sauce Flavored Water
Schließlich er hat niemanden getötet
Er wird verdächtigt, am Überfall auf einen Geldtransport 2015 mitgemacht zu haben (Seine DNA wurde am Tatort gefunden). Dabei haben die Täter mit Maschinenpistolen auf die Fahrer geschossen, die Kugeln blieben aber in der gepanzerten Seitenscheibe des Führerhauses stecken.
Sowas hat nichts mit politischem Widerstand zu tun und verjährt zurecht nicht.
I had a feeling this tool and its syntax was much too simple and elegant for it to be created by Microsoft.
I discovered yesterday that Windows has a command line package manager in Powershell that can install, uninstall and update basically every software you might ever want to install on a Windows PC.
winget search ""
winget list
winget upgrade
I'm sad that you have to throw out all the init scripts you've written in 30 years.
Maybe stick with Slackware? I'm pretty sure you'll fit in well there.