JesussNailTechnician

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The one on the left could feed a dozen babies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Most women like anal with me because I’ve got a tiny dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Right all day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She’s got that three mile pussy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Do you sell panties?

You could use the money to replace that cat tree!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What in the google translate?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn’t even see the nails.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Come over those tits?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Make you a fluffernutter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make sure you wear your brown thong!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can’t steal it when it has no value.

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