ItsABarmcake

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.

It's almost like our politicians saw China's social credit score and thought it was a great idea...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A measuring dick*

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Interesting, I had no idea this was a thing!

But thinking about it, kinda makes sense for the shops to install them. For their benefit...not ours

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why not to have Bluetooth access?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh no. They might actually make it onto the flag

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's what they told you? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's exactly like something a boomer would say!

Let's get him!

/s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Next you're going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No need to kink shame

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ffs Now I've got this song in my head

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