HotWheelsVroom

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.

Virus = Very Yes.

"Computer over"? "Virus = very yes"!? That's not a good prize!

Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

“There’s a rainbow in my pocket and I think it’s starting to melt”

SBEmail #111 - Other Days.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Man, "japanese cartoon" really was the birth of a legend. Can't forget the fond memories of playing that Stinkoman video game!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That was the "sisters" sbemail!

"Well, Ali. There's ONE of me. A-deleted..."

"DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!

Now let's go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew."

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Guess my favorites..!

"THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!"

"What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a 'Strong ba' in there, but it's getting eaten, by some... Linux or something."

"BACK OFF BABY"

"No way. You're just a kid! Maybe when you're older..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It needs to be remastered or whatever they call it.

Yeah, "remastered". And I agree. Please remaster Burnout 3: Takedown, EA! I am begging you.

Y'all are sitting on an absolute goldmine. You will make buttloads of money if you remaster Burnout 3. Do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

To me, Takedown SLIGHTLY takes the throne due to how innovative it was for the series. It was the first game in the series to include a mechanic to wreck your opponents to get boost back, called "Takedown" (hence 'Takedown' in the title).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I vibe with you. I frickin' LOVE Goat Simulator! Just a hell of a fun game where you can cause as much chaos as you please as a goat. I have played the original and every one of its DLC packs, and I pre-ordered Goat Simulator 3 as well, and I am gonna be picking up the Multiverse of Nonsense DLC at a later point. An all-time favorite game series of mine.

Currently waiting for the Re-Maa-ster of Goat Simulator 2... (ba dum tsss) 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The concept turned into an actual fully-fledged game on Steam. It's one of the few Bossa Presents titles that actually got greenlit from their whole graveyard of "Protohype" games. That game... no. Never again. The controls literally sent me to the point where I wanted to break my controller. They shut down Worlds Adrift for this garbage streamer-bait.

I will be avoiding that game like the plague from here on out.

 
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