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First I've heard of it

I don't think most Americans need a reason.

Shut up, Grandpa. You're embarrassing me.

Nationalism is a bitch.

We're dumb and very deserving of ridicule, but let me correct you anyway.

Macaroni and Cheese was introduced to the US by James Hemings, a man enslaved by Thomas Jefferson (our 3rd president), after returning from Italy, where he learned how to do pasta stuff because Tommy just loved noods.

So, yeah. Slavery.

I love dried egg noodles. Please, sir, can I have some more?

YES.

Growing up poor is fun. Very similar to what we called tuna casserole.

1. Box of elbow macaroni, cooked
2. Can of cream of mushroom soup
3. Can of tuna, drained
4. Can of peas, drained

Dump. Mix. Consume.

I'm still poor, but I don't eat that shit.

I dunno what Christmas rice is, but raisins are so much better in savory applications than sweet.

Inquiring minds wants to know

I like food. I like memes. I don't hate this.

I love oatmeal raisin cookies, hold or majorly reduce the raisins. Cookie part tastes great because oatmeal is awesome.