HaveYouPaidYourDues

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can't eat at burger king

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She's 35 in October, she is eligible

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember Eve being heavily armed, if we could give her the gun Vasquez from aliens had, I'd be a happy camper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'd watch that show

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Three languages in a trench coat

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Felonies in New York, does that mean Rikers? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Calling in sick of this shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I don't know what components exist on the neuralink boards, but i do know that capacitors are pretty common and tend to leak after a couple decades...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Think of the potential profits!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure your wife was just being polite, no reason to read too much into it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Taco Bell won the franchise wars

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