HaveYouPaidYourDues

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

By filling them with lightning

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"It's got what plants crave" and "he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells" are used pretty regularly, and most people I'm around don't watch much of anything so even well known lines will confuse them.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Definitely read this as his test was about lsd, was mighty confused until i scrolled back up and read it 3 more times

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Lonestar is our only hope

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He can't eat at burger king

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

She's 35 in October, she is eligible

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember Eve being heavily armed, if we could give her the gun Vasquez from aliens had, I'd be a happy camper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I'd watch that show

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Three languages in a trench coat

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Felonies in New York, does that mean Rikers? Asking for a friend

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