I love a scifi series called the Hyperion Cantos that has a supernatural creature called the Shrike that impales people on a "time tree" to steal their Entropy. It's not at all adorable though.
(major death of the author tho, and the 3rd/4th book get pretty problematic)
I would simply 
against the spicy orange cheeto.
You won't trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!
*people [omitted] writing poorly
If you're going to criticize grammar/punctuation, you had better be immaculate when doing so, let alone two mistakes within two words.
Okay but that image goes hard. Literally looks like they're holding fire in their hand.
Shit did I miss a memo? Are we doing a bit where we defend the morality of the US constitution? Hold on everyone, I call the 13th amendment!
When your gator disguise fails because you can't abandon the comfort of your crocs.
Mandatory bees nutz
Kind of? I think it mostly lives outside of time iirc, but it's been some...time, since I digested it all. It definitely originated in the future though, you find out in the Endymion books.