Hank

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are we talking about exploding heads or hexbear this time?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

The things that should be done to these executives would probably get me banned from Lemmy if I said.

Funny you say that. I was banned from Reddit for suggesting that suicidal people should take oil-ceos with them instead of wasting their death. Of course I learned my lesson and won't do that again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They're not called aromatics for nothing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Now the entire apartment smells like oil, gas and other carcinogenic chemicals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rauchbier is such an experience. For anyone who gets the opportunity to try one: get two. You'll need to drink one to get used to it and another to really enjoy it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Zapp Brannigan is the better Kirk.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the garden, just enter though the gate
Bees are making honey from the flowers that we have
We are the kind of gardners who might plant your seed
If you got money honey, you can get bouquets from me

In the garden, welcome to the garden
enjoy the sum-mum-mum-umer breeze

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Aren't Uruk Hai really sensible to light? So the riders had vision, the high ground, morale and momentum on their side.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I'm the owner of the clothes for fat ugly bitches store and now I'm married to OPs mom!

I'm just goofing, no offense to anyone.

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