Floshie

Within the Barnier government, this law will be quite unlikely applied, yet I'm glad it reached such point of consideration

Satan do be metal

too bad it's not working in my native language 🥺

Wasn't sure but then I saw the train, definitely Brussels

Huh, guess I'll go to jail then

a patent about juicing customers. that's peak capitalism

Plot twist:

. Burglar: This... this was the song they played at my mum's funeral last week

. Me: do you want to talk about it ?

. Burglar: Yeah... can we ?

what drug is that ?

I'm gonna be honest with you

I just woke up and it did not occur to me

I need more caffeine 😮‍💨

isn't it a STD ? I'm not really aware of the thing

what are you saying ? NONSENSE

this is the natural order of the world, we couldn't possibly have provoked this, this is real science !!!!

(/sarc just in case)