Flabbergassed

Why would anyone want either of those things?

Just because you say that, doesn't make it a fact.

Are you saying that Picard's ass is a constant source of light?

My job was taken by Dave.

I guess it doesn't work very well, since you're commenting in this post.

And they always act as if there's no way it could have been copied and exist somewhere else.

I've had items show different prices of an item on 3 different devices all logged into the same account.

Did Elon buy Wikipedia? I must have missed that.

Maybe I don't deserve the money, but I need donations, if you can afford it.

I rarely get the top speed that I pay for. At least I'm not paying $900/month for the same speed.

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

I'm Kilroy.